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timothydelaghetto: Hottest thing about this pic is that it...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:12 -0700

Hottest thing about this pic is that it doesnt have a lot of notes yet.. so I feel like it’s a homie I know that took a pic real quick while he was chillin with his girl and posted it.. hot.. haha

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:34 -0700

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:51:55 -0700

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

we-smoke-the-blunts: dont fuck with a crazy man in a box

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:51:15 -0700

we-smoke-the-blunts:

dont fuck with a crazy man in a box

ginmushroom: shaftinferno: someone get this man a broom, we’ve...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:50:46 -0700

ginmushroom:

shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker

i do this in my dreams its’ RIDICULOUS….

"In my spare time Punching walls, f****n up my hand I know that shit sound super cray But if you had..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:46:17 -0700

“In my spare time
Punching walls, f****n up my hand
I know that shit sound super cray
But if you had my life you’d understand
But, I can’t fold, some poor soul got it way worse”

- Kid Cudi

I’m 19, I’m hard of hearing, color blind, and near sided. Now if I just lose my hear,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:53:28 -0700

I’m 19, I’m hard of hearing, color blind, and near sided. Now if I just lose my hear, I’ll just like my pops. :/

justdilla: onyourbagel: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:28:55 -0700

justdilla:

onyourbagel:

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig hosting Saturday Night Live.

Goddesses of Comedy.

kingcheddarxvii: YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:28:16 -0700

kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

amywinterbreeze: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyo...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:26:27 -0700

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand

alcohol or lighter fluid

sugar

Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.

Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.

Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.

Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.

Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

This is literally breathtaking.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:43:17 -0700

This is literally breathtaking.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:34:56 -0700

hoyitzbrenmas: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:34:12 -0700

hoyitzbrenmas:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

OMG , so true , great lesson learned

That’s why you just get a new fence. :D There are plenty of fences in the sea. hahaha… wait, that’s not how it goes…. oh well.

gracefulrebel: who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:31:34 -0700

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:30:14 -0700

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:26:57 -0700

pleatedjeans: six seconds well spent. [best vines][eric dunn]

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:32:45 -0700

pleatedjeans:

six seconds well spent. [best vines][eric dunn]

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Thu, 16 May 2013 20:43:41 -0700

blunt-siamese: How has this got so many notes omg

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:41:01 -0700

blunt-siamese:

How has this got so many notes omg

im-just-a-villain: ♕ original || damadellago THIS SHOW...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:35:34 -0700

im-just-a-villain:

 ♕  original  ||  damadellago
THIS SHOW WAS MY LIFE GROWING UP.